Settle Story Telling Festival

Settle Stories

I will be at the Makers' Market as part of the Settle Storytelling Festival. Details below

Browse and buy unique and original work by artists and craftspeople from across the North of England at the Makers Market – with the makers on hand to share their passion for their creations.
Admire your new purchases over a slice of homemade cake and a cup of tea in the Market Café run by the Cave Rescue Organisation – perfect!

Date: Saturday, 12 October 2013 - 11:00amDuration: 6 hours
 Venue: St John's Church Hall, Settle

I Love Cake

Coffee and walnut cake. Ingredients: butter, caster sugar, SR wheat flour, free range eggs, Fair Trade coffee, vanilla extract, walnuts, icing sugar.

Compared to a Shop Bought Cake. Ingredients: palm oil, sugar, glucose, fructose, invert sugar syrup, dried egg powder, skimmed milk powder, wheat flour, corn flour, modified maize starch, soya flour, disodium diphosphate, sodium hydrogen carbonate, glycerol, emulsifiers, flavourings, potassium sorbate, xantan gum, tragacanth and salt. 

What's to compare?

DE-stroy!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a dalek cake that my youngest child, Emo Kid, made after watching Blue Peter. It's two swiss rolls, smarties, butter icing, licorice, chocolate squares and mint matchmakers. He has passion for Dr Who, we have a passion for cake.
Let them eat cake! (and then feel sick afterwards).